The Deadly Chicken

Decided to take on the 100 Word Challenge #100. The challenge is to begin each line with the letter “C”. You can check out past 100 word challenge prompts here.

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Camilla wrinkled her nose at the nearby birds offending her delicate olfactory system. One chemically-induced plump chicken waddled past her, clucking noisily.

“Chickens,” Conner said. “You’re afraid of chickens?”

Camilla frowned. “Just don’t like them.”

“C’mon, what’s not to like? They’re cute and delicious.”

“Can’t forget deadly.”

Conner rolled his eyes. “They aren’t deadly. Just take a look at this farm. Free range and crap.”

Camilla folded her arms. “When Stacy ate chicken she ended up with a fever, vomiting, confusion, and diarrhea.

Conner blinked. “From eating chicken?”

Camilla nodded solemnly. “Yeah, doctors said she suffered from Toxic Cock Syndrome.”

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11 Responses to The Deadly Chicken

  1. Toxic cock syndrome? I knew some chicks in college who spread that around šŸ˜‰

  2. Jack Roberts says:

    Toxic Cock syndrome… hate when that happens.

  3. The Real Cie says:

    Toxic Cock syndrome. I believe the fellow with that is #999 on the clinical list.

  4. Hahaha. Love it. Perfect reason to swear off co— er… Chicken.
    My response to the prompt: http://www.aliciaaudrey.com/blog/100wordstory-checkmat/ ā€Ž

  5. LOL! Thanks, I needed that laugh.

  6. lorrainefort says:

    LOL! categorically unexpected and completely amusing! Thanks for posting! šŸ™‚

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